Q: How do you spell the country north of the United States?
A: C eh? N eh? D eh?
Two atoms are walking down the street, when all of a sudden, one atom stops, and says, “Oh no! I think I lost an electron!” So the other one turns to him and asks, “Are you sure?” To which the first one replies, “I’m POSITIVE!”
Female vocalist group from Prague: Dixie Czechs.
Q: In France what do frogs eat?
A: French flies.
A,E,I,O, and U were found dead on a local street. It was determinied that they were victims of vowel play.
Q: What do you call a web site operator who sells his submitters’ screen names to a nefarious advertiser?
A: A “spam” artist
Q: What is on the face of army generals do when a peace-keeping mission to Mogadishu goes awry?
A: A Black Hawk Frown! (0)
Q: What do you call a spider in Baghdad?
A: Iraq nid.
Q: What do you get when you cross a math nerd and a carrot?
A: A square root.
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