Legend has it that there is a restaurant in New York where, in the Ladies
Room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror
and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a
lie–poof–you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be
seen again.
Sooooo, A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and
stands before the mirror and says, “I think I’m the most beautiful woman
in the world.”–poof–The mirror swallows her.
Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, “I think
I’m losing weight.”–poof–The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror
and says, “I think…”–poof–