Minnesota Temperature Conversion Chart
50 above New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Minnesota people plant gardens.
40 above Californians shiver uncontrollably. Minnesota people sunbathe.
35 above Italian cars won’t start. Minnesota people drive with the windows down.
32 above Distilled water freezes. Minnesota Lakes water gets thicker.
20 above Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats. Minnesota people throw on a t-shirt.
15 above Californians begin to evacuate the state. Minnesota people go swimming.
Zero New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Minnesota people have the last cook-out before it gets cold.
10 below People in Miami cease to exist. Minnesota people lick the flagpole.
20 below Californians fly away to Mexico. Minnesota people throw on a light jacket.
40 below Hollywood disintegrates. Minnesota people rent some videos.
60 below Mt. St. Helens freezes. Minnesota Girl Scouts sell cookies door to door.
80 below Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica. Minnesota Boy Scouts postpone “Winter Survival” classes until it gets cold enough.
100 below Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesota people pull down their earflaps.
173 below Ethyl alcohol freezes. Minnesota people get frustrated when they can’t start the pick-up.
297 below Microbial life survives on dairy products. Minnesota cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 below ALL atomic motion stops. Minnesota people start saying…“Cold 'nuff fer ya?”
500 below Hell freezes over. The Minnesota Vikings win the Super Bowl.