I mean Minah has been here for ages now…she’s read all about our culture and religion…but has she converted…
Has she Eck as Like as they say up in the dark and dingy north..
What a waste of time!
and another thing…she seems to be an advocate fo these mixed race marriages… If only the parents of these Guppanese kids knew…sigh!
and Pinstripe…He’s from India…Has he converted to becoming a Pakistani…why not…I ask you , its not as if he’s got indian friends of his own… and we wont mind his Dark skin, yes granted that he is probably very unhandsome with that dark skin and all but we will accept him.
and ROBERT…How DARE we accept all these tom Dick and ROBERTS into our midst.
and Malhot… is clearly a… erm…a Malhot which cant be good thing whatever way you look at it!
and Rikvk or whatever his name is… yeah…same goes for him!
thankyou for your time
Re: Minah, Pinstripe,Malhot, Rikvk,Robert…should be banned
…still luv ya 
Re: Minah, Pinstripe,Malhot, Rikvk,Robert...should be banned
BAN HER!!!!
RED hair.... I mean who in their right mind would have red hair!
and she's not weraing Hijab!
Re: Minah, Pinstripe,Malhot, Rikvk,Robert…should be banned
Hey hey… lay off the hair… God loved the color enough to be selective about who gets it, don’t ya know? And why should I cover one of God’s loveliest creations? hmmm?
ok woman… so you wanna get it on… let’s rumble…
…just gotta get coffee, you Brits really get up WAY to early…
Re: Minah, Pinstripe,Malhot, Rikvk,Robert...should be banned
we aren't as lazy as you guys and we dont have to waste time brushing our teeth when getting ready for work...so we get there earlier!
I guess you should be banned for not drinking tea....the kind that you have to boil up together with a cup of pepper and salt!
Re: Minah, Pinstripe,Malhot, Rikvk,Robert…should be banned
YAWN… smack, smack…
Ok, now, where was I?
Oh yeah…
You know… I have decided while starting my second cup of coffee that you are suffering from a major lack of attention and are striking out at those of us who love your posts and bubbly cough… choke personality because you like us mostest…
So… I also wear skirts at knee length or slightly above 
and sometimes I wear lipstick and mascara … I am a disgrace… Ban me!
Oh yeah… speaking of hair.. my hair is so long now, I went through a doorway and it tangled in some cheap paneling yesterday in one of the outer buildings at the University and I stood there for about 3 minutes waiting for someone to rescue me and trying to disengage it from whatever it was caught in. The janitor laughed himself silly over it before letting me go… rude man… makes that hijab look attractive sometimes…
Re: Minah, Pinstripe,Malhot, Rikvk,Robert...should be banned
oh man... what a rush.... awake now since being kicked in the keister to cafe... whoo hoo
Re: Minah, Pinstripe,Malhot, Rikvk,Robert...should be banned
Yowsers..... you think Im attention seeking?
Nooo, lady you have got me all wrong... I am doing this for.... for erm ...well, ive forgotten
anyway ...the I dont know the others...I was reading the religion forum and found Robert there.... which was a bit of a shock...I didnt know Robert's were allowed in places like that.
and yes ...you should wear Hijab... because as with your your beard it gets you in heaven...or somewhere close , or something like that....
Re: Minah, Pinstripe,Malhot, Rikvk,Robert...should be banned
We wanted a coffee
lady, you want a muffin too?
Re: Minah, Pinstripe,Malhot, Rikvk,Robert...should be banned
No, thank you...
Good to know that my beard will get me into heaven too, means I can stop tweezing the darn thing :)
Glad you are over your lil snit... looking around sooooo... why does everyone shudder in here anyway?? Quiet...
Re: Minah, Pinstripe,Malhot, Rikvk,Robert...should be banned
the kids are probably looking at us thinking...EEEEEWWWWWW
GROWN UPS.....!
Re: Minah, Pinstripe,Malhot, Rikvk,Robert…should be banned
The important thing is… how’s minah’s cooking?
Re: Minah, Pinstripe,Malhot, Rikvk,Robert...should be banned
yeah Minah...do you boil everything to death...if so you should be banned
you need to bhoona
Re: Minah, Pinstripe,Malhot, Rikvk,Robert…should be banned
Does she make biryani? 
If so, how good is it? 
Re: Minah, Pinstripe,Malhot, Rikvk,Robert...should be banned
i think weve scared her off...
I reckon she can cook braised quails entrails with a timbale of spinich and wild mushroom spore compote on a raspberry coulis with a garlic and honey vinegarette.
followed by tomato and fingernail icecream with shortbread monkey's fingers
not real food like byriani!
Re: Minah, Pinstripe,Malhot, Rikvk,Robert...should be banned
omg...
Ok... first... as to my cooking... my first degree was in culinary arts.. oh, I can cook rings around most, love cooking
second... Daisy... whatever that was that you were describing was NOT food in any sense that I know... but I am saving that to refer to in case at any time I am invited to your abode for sustinence, lady
Re: Minah, Pinstripe,Malhot, Rikvk,Robert...should be banned
Degree in culinary arts...dont you meant
"defence against the dark arts"...you went to Hogwarts with Harry potter ...didnt you?
and as for my menu... I thought you being a "white lady" thats what you guys ate...isnt it...
i mean you can eat anthing with a knife and fork...its not as if youre touching it!
Re: Minah, Pinstripe,Malhot, Rikvk,Robert...should be banned
hey Minah...where are you?
Re: Minah, Pinstripe,Malhot, Rikvk,Robert...should be banned
Daisy... unlike most wives found here... I work and currently I am working hard... still checking in... but trying to stay out of cafe as much as possible...
Why you still here?? You should be done with that slop you call tea/coffee...
One sec: you mean you haven't heard that gora eat Paki babies... i thought that was well known in the areas my husband and you grew up??
Re: Minah, Pinstripe,Malhot, Rikvk,Robert...should be banned
Im keeping an eye on the kids here and so far they havent misbehaved...which is a shame, because I have my electric cattle prod with me!