Santa Banta SMS:
Accident took place. Crowd gathered. Sardar reporter couldnt get in. Clever Santa Singh cried Mera bapu. Crowd made way 4him bt it was a donkeys accident.
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
Sardar proposed a Girl… Girl said Im 1yr elder to you… Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye, Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female.
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, “Pehle date of birth to batao.”
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri.
Santa: Koi hint?
Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet seat: Ooonh, oooonh, oohh… nee aaja marjaniye main tenu khan ta ni laga.
Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next…
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
achay hain
remember:chai:
How many times do I have to tell you that? 
