The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as
he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking
the mike cord as he went.
Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and
nearly tripping before jerking it again.
After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third
pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, “If he gets
loose, will he hurt us?”