Miandad’s corner match 2

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Setting: Miandad in a 12 x 12 dark room with one old steel table and two ugly looking chairs. One 60 watt bulb hanging on top. He calls his players one by one

Imran Farhat: Call Yasir…(Yasir comers in).
Kitnay aadmi thay?
Yasir: gyara sarkar
Hmm, wo gyara Indain thay aur tum do muslman..phir bhi wapis aagay..khali haath
Kya sumjhay thay Miandad khus ho ga saabasi day ga…phitkaar hai!!!

I have got calls from experts from GS…The Game, Smooth guy, Samby, Xtreme that Taufeeq Umar is waiting outside desperately wanting to make the eleven. Kya samhjay? Anyways, since you guys got out on good balls…I will give you another chance

Inzimam:…Moon ooper kur :mad:.. Is that what you say during postmatch interview “khekhekhe shaid toss jeet kur bowling kurna meri ghlati thi” You low self esteem bugger.
I told you to attack attack attack and you took a defensive approach right after winning the toss. Since you played a marvelous knock you hunka maniac son of a gun…you are forgiven you teddy bear.

**Rana: ** haan bai gunjay…When I saw your name in the eleven I could feel Bari IS BACK. Your name sounded like a ‘parchi’ to me. Pehlay over mein kitnay run paray thay? Should I use Fraudia’s abbreviations on you and I mean all of them? I can see there is talent in you…you bowled well considering the time you came into bowl and the way batsmen were attacking. I’m not sure if I will play you the next match though.

**Moin **: Sharjah ka chika yaad hai? Thats what makes me miandad and you moin khan :snooty:

**Shoaib Malik **: When was the last time you batted or got a chance to bat? Comparing you and Saqlain is like comparing Carl Hooper and Muriltaran. Its about taking wickets…not containing runs. huh! Your are not playing match two.

**Razzaq **: Do you feel like bowling at all? Just say it?

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Re: Miandad’s corner match 2

So, very true.

Boss uncle, you’re a genius. Meri dua hay kay Allah aap ko kayee darjan bacchay ataa farmaye. Ameen.

Aap sab bhee bolay Ameen.

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haha:hehe:

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nice work :hehe:

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Re: Miandad’s corner match 2

Says it all.

Boss, excellent post. :k:

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[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by sambrialian: *
So, very true.
Boss uncle, you're a genius. Meri dua hay kay Allah aap ko kayee darjan bacchay ataa farmaye. Ameen.
Aap sab bhee bolay Ameen.
[/QUOTE]

haha! Ameen....thats the master plan Samby...

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nice :hehe:

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Re: Re: Re: Miandad’s corner match 2

Ameen to that as welll..

overall very funny :k:

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bohat game hai aap ki jee :hehe:

moin khan one is sooo true :k: he looked rusty too. guess he is capable of being better though…his timing was all messed up.

inzimam wali is also :biggthumb

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Boss

accha hai minadad is karachite and not a lahori warna baaton kay saath chitrol bhi karta. :)

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haha, sahi ke kissay hain BoSS.. aap to ander ke banday maloom hotay hain ;-)

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Re: Miandad’s corner match 2

Well, I didn’t watch the match but I suppose Moin Khan didn’t get a full toss like miandad did…

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Not a juicy one but a full delivery nonethless. He first thought about playing it to the on side for a fraction of a second, then decided to go to the off. Javed bhai swung to the leg, and stuck to it till the ball sailed over the boundary.

Like Boss said, he'll always remain Javed Miandad, and Moin, Moin Khan.

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Man this is so damn funny.. :hehe:

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[QUOTE]
Originally posted by BoSS: *
**Razzaq *: Do you feel like bowling at all? Just say it?
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hahahaha

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waisay i always thiught that "ABCD:########" means that it is Mr. ABCD who is saying something....

o well maybe i'm wrong....

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So Miandad is playing Gabbar and Yasir is Kalia. :hehe:

Very true and there was actully a Viru :smiley: