Haanji !
Please enlighten us with your investigative reporting.
Dengi virus se kitney log halaak ho gaye, 55 rukni Kabeena ( cabnet ) main mazeed tosee’h ke leye nayee Wizaratain ejaad ki jaingi 
Wizarat-e-tadaruk-e-Hashrat-ul-Arz ( Muchar mukhi ka JarR se safaya ,
agley 5 saala mansoobey main shamil)
Wizarat e behbood e Mekhana - o Umoor e Bagheya ( Sharab khano main 2 number sharab ki suply ka tadaruk , our red light areas main safayee suthrayee ka Intezam our call girls ki taleem our behter tarbeyat )
Wizarat e muntaqali e Zar ( devising fool proof mechanism of transfering money from Pakistan to other countries - special cell to operate under direct guidance of President )