Message in the bottle !

You and Me ! :smiley:

Are ship wrecked on a small 100 x100 ft island in the middle of an ocean going no where. :crying:

We need help and Supplies + need to go home, right?.
We have 3 empty bottles that we can use for sending out messages, hoping that some passing ship would pick it up and come to rescue.

What would be your message and how would you write the ā€˜final mutual’ message in the 3rd and last bottle. :elmo:

Re: Message in the bottle !

1 - Thanks for being stupid enough to pick up an empty bottle :rolleyes:

2 - Now that its confirmed you are stupid, could u please help me? :rolleyes:

3 - I need help, supplies and need to get home. this is my location _____

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  1. i am the pink panther, save me.
  2. raindance needs help too.
  3. the pink panther can do a really cool raindance.

:konfused:

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1st bottle - OK! I hope you morons don't speak-a-da-lingo, come and save me. OK! her too. what ever!!

2nd bottle - Whats taking you morons so long? don't you speak-a-da-lang-u-age? come now guys, She's dying!

3rd bottle - Cancel all previous messages. All is fine n I'm safe now.
She fell for the only monkey on the small island, and they look very happy together. phew

Ps; Please float some spare clothing and the shaving kit this way, I had to give mine to the monkey! :-)

The End !

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there is no internet ?? :-|

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no one would ever save u…

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they wouldnt save u either :smack2:

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-------cvabn----------
with nagging and yapping girl gone with the monkey, I don’t want to be saved :smack2: silly :stuck_out_tongue:

Re: Message in the bottle !

  1. I
  2. L
  3. U

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yeh ilu ilu kiya hai ? :konfused: Dadaabba kissi ka,

Re: Message in the bottle !

hay aik beemari ka naam...

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bataoo na, konsi beemari ka naaam,zalim Dada Abbaa,:crying:

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  1. Do you always pick up crap from the sea?
  2. I'm getting Tanned...get ur ass here!
  3. Come save us or in a few weeks there will be "3" of us on the island.

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Rainu kaka... Rainu kaka,
fridge main nahi cola kidhar gaya ji ?

ok... yeh wo beemari hay jo pehlay ankhoon ko ashoob zada karti hay, phir wo ashob lahoo ban jaatay hain aur dil main utar jaatay hain, phir wo laho loha ban kar dil ko chalni kar daitay hain aur wo zang alood laho dimagh main jaata hay aur usay zehreela kar daita hay... nateeja main insaan ka dimagh kaam karna chor daita hay ... log usay pathar maartay hain aur wo laila laila chillata hhowa aik din hamesha k liay khamosh hojaata hay...

iss beemari ka na koi naam hay aur na koi dawa...

Re: Message in the bottle !

^^ :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Re: Message in the bottle !

Wow.. what kind of question is this.. lol..
Bottle 1- Please help me Im stranded .. Please help
Bottle 2: Please help me Im at
Bottle 3: Please help me..

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^ if we had more bottles then next would be as follows:

Bottle 4: Please help ..
Bottle 5: Please ..
Bottle 6: Plea..
Bottle 7: Pl..
Bottle 8: P..
Bottle 9: ..

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main tumhare saath nahin rahonga :stuck_out_tongue:
woh bhi island par akele :eek:

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This is the conclusion,:hula:

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-----------cvabn--------------
chal sida khalooo, :mad: