CIA satelltie surveillance showed suspicious activity in a village near Pattoki and they wanted to check it out. They found an emerican citizen whose family migrated to US from that very village, our, guppy, merc2K.
He was given combat training and sent to his ancestral village. The villagers soon heard that grand-grand son of Allah Ditta has come from america. They were very happy and flocked to greet him. merc2k felt ecstatic by the welcome.
Next day he put on his combat commando like dress, carrying a rifle and walked along the village. He went to a house and knocked. An old man ccaem out, merc2K asked
How much is 1 plus 1.
Baba Jee said*, Puttar asey unparh loug haaN, saooN ki pata*
Merc2K laughed wildly and went to next door and asked the same question. And got the same reply, he went to everyhouse, at the last house, one old Baba came out and he said,
1 plus 1 is 2.
Merc2K pointed his rifle at him and tar,tar,tar,tar…emptied the gun on him. The man dropped dead. Merc, calmly took out a cigarette out of his pocket lit it up and left*. *The CIA satellite was capturing everything, his commander called him and asked, special agent merc, why did you kill that man?
Merc2K: Bcoz he knew 2 much.
