Mera Eid Plan

My plans for Eid:

I am wearing a choori daar (tang) pajama, which I will start the process of wearing an hour before the Eid Sala’t ( for obvious rreason),
The karahi daar shaandar jhillmilaata, jag-magg karta kurta with sherwani collar and chaandi kay buttons,
Salim Shahi joota ya phir Kohla poori chappal,
Sar par aik shaandaar chamakti damakti bharakti howi salma-sitaaray wali topi,

*Right hand main zambeel (jiss main zaroori kaaghzaat aur beema policy) and left hand main paan ki dibbiya, Aik naya kaala mota chasma, … aur
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Plan main begam ko clifton ki sair karana bhi shamil hay, aur haan begam ka new shuttle cork wala burqa bhi to khareedna hay :smack:

aap kia pehnaingay ? :bummer:

:cb: mujhey tasweer zaroor bhejna

Begam kay sath ya Alone ? :bummer:

Agar Begam kay sath then Begam ko bhi kuch na kuch dilaana parh jaiga :bummer: warna burqa pehna kar hi tesveer bhijwa daingay, koi kharcha hi nahi :bummer:

Aap ka plan kia hay ? :stuck_out_tongue:

Begum k saath aur 16 bachey bhi tou heiN unkey kaprey banwa liye kya? begum k liye laazmi kuch khareedna warna, aur nahi tou burqa hi new dila dena :stuck_out_tongue:

humara plan buhat secret hey

16+ahem :blush: Bachay … lekin wo kam-bakahat pankhay, roshndaan, almari par say neechay utrain to yeh banda un kay baaray main kuch sochay na :bummer: soch raha hoon Kailay kay darakht kay chilkoN ki sherwanian bana kar un sab ko pehna doon :bummer:

begam ka new burqa ? :bummer: puaranay burqay ko dye na karwadoon ? :bummer: qayamat lagaingi wo new (new jaisay) burqay main :blush:

wo secret dasain :smash: warna mukhbir say poochna par jaiga :cb:

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masha Allah...

aap angarkhaY kaY neechaY techni-color maiN lataktaa huaa izaar ba'nd aur izaar ba'nd say laTaktaa huaa chaabiyoN kaa guchha bhool gaye kiyaa hazzat?

Roza nahi rakha?

by the way i was talking about kids not keerey makorey :-p

na first u send me your pic with begum and 16 kids phir meiN aap ko secret bataaoun gi

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app Shair hain ya** Anjuman** aequee

Anjuman kaY aagaY, yeh kiyaa ba’d-tameez tareeqay say maabadolat kaa naam likhaa hai :smash:

adab kijiye hamaaraa … :snooty:

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^

app ka apna qasoor hay app ko kis nay mashwara diya tha apnay nick ki smillie banwaain

app ko pata nahi tha Gs per ik member sirf codes use kertee hay : P

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:rotfl: @ some of the replies

aray bhai… code use kijiye .. bilkul kijiye.. laikin hamaaraY code ko code blue yaa code red tau naa banaaiye …

zaraa tehzeeb kaY daairay maiN code kee spelling likhiye naa :smash:

let me guess :aq:

you probably read about chaabiyoN kaa guchha in izaar ba’nd :halo:

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tehzeeb kay dairay main hoon jubhee to app KULHAree say maray ja rahay hain or main UFf tak nahi ker rahee naraz

jee yeh tehzeeb kaa daaira naheeN, adab kaa daaman hai :halo:

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^ adab ka nahi Taham'ul or bardasht ka paymaana hay jo kuch dair main labraiz honay wala hay smilestar

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Mera plan yeh hay.

rozay maiN pemaanaa labraiz kartay huaY sharam naheeN aati :naraz:

Mirchi Jatt :omg:

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app bhool gayee hum donoo do alag alag bar're azam kay baashinday hain

is waqt mere samnay rooh afza ka glass or apple rakha hoa hay : )

aap bhool gayeeN kaY hamaaraY barr-e-aazam maiN iss waqt roza kaa waqt hai aur rozay daaroN kaY saamnay pemaanaa labraiz karnay saY inna saara gunnah miltaa hai:

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