Mentioning God in America ;)

Xara · April 11, 2002, 7:03pm

God Speaks Billboards

Some new billboards are popping up all along major highways all
over the country depicting some things God might say. The
billboards are a simple black background with white text with no
fine print or sponsoring organization listed. Here’s a list of
all variations of the “God Speaks” billboards.

Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the game. -God

C’mon over and bring the kids. -God

What part of “Thou Shalt Not…” didn’t you understand? -God

We need to talk. -God

Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. -God

Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. -God

That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. -God

I love you and you and you and you and… -God

Will the road you’re on get you to my place? -God

Follow me. -God

Big bang theory? You’ve got to be kidding! -God

My way is the high way. -God

Need directions? -God

You think it’s hot here? -God

Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. -God

Do you have any idea where you’re going? -God

(And my personal favorite…)

Don’t make me come down there! -God