- Hello and welcome to mental health hotline
- If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly
- If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you
- If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5 and 6.
- If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay online and we can trace your call.
- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully a small voice will tell you which number to press.
- If you are manic-depressive, It doesn’t matter which number you press because no one will answer.
- If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
- If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
- If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
- If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
- If you have low self-esteem, please hang up; all of our operators are too bz to talk to you.
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With Love:
Only that person worth your tears, who never made u cry!
