Men's Creation

CREATION BY GOD

God created the donkey and said to him.

“You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years.”

The donkey answered:

“I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years”.

God granted his wish.

God created the dog and said to him:

“You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend. You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years. You will be a dog.”

The dog answered:

"Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years. " God granted his wish.

God created the monkey and said to him:

“You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks. You will be amusing and you will live 20 years.”

The monkey answered:

“To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years.”

God granted his wish.

Finally God created man and said to him:

“You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth. You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals. You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years.”

Man responded:

“Sir, I will be a man but to live only 20 years is very little, give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 15 years that the dog did not want and the 10 years the monkey refused.”

God granted man’s wish

And since then, man lives 20 years as a man, marries and spends 30 years like a donkey, working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown, he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house and eating whatever is given to him, so that when he is old, he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey, going from house to house and from one son or daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That’s Life… Is’nt it?

Yours Truly and the Only
Mr. BaatCheet


THERE IS ONE THING THAT U WANT, N THERE IS ONE THING THAT ALLAH WANTS,IF U WANT OF WHAT ALLAH WANTS, ALLAH WILL GIVE U WHAT U WANT..
“The shortest distance between a problem and a solution is the distance between your knees and the floor. The one who kneels to the Lord can stand up to anything.”
“Wohi Hota Hai Jo Manzoorai Khudah Hota Hai”
The KiNG OF GUPSHUP

[This message has been edited by Mr. GUPSHUP (edited May 30, 2002).]

[This message has been edited by ahmadjee (edited May 30, 2002).]

oh no! bichara admee

hey! how come its always the men you feel sorry for??
what abt the women?? after 30 men eat too much and devlop beerless beer guts! (muslim non-alcoholic ones anyway)

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Sugar, spice 'n all things nice

[This message has been edited by Xara (edited May 30, 2002).]

Its no joke mate its a TRAGEDY.......


Your Faith gives me strength
Your smiles wash away my sorrows
your touch heals my wounds
You are in my blood and my soul...
There is nothing more I want from this world but you my Messiah

Man i have to say thats true women have all the fun but i think thats not funny

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it sucks!!!

All the fun? I beg to differ here…anyway..


Is it progress when a cannibal uses a knife and fork?