As our lovely boys take such a great pleasure in making jokes about us women…I thought why not give us something to laugh abt too 
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Don’t imagine you can change a man - unless he’s in diapers.
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Never let your man’s mind wander - it’s too little to be out alone.
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Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
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Women don’t make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
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Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
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If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
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Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
its all for fun 
