When does a woman enjoy a mans company?
When she owns it
How are men and parking spots alike?
All the good ones are always taken, free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A Widow
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in the bed and got to the fridge
HOW TO TALK ABOUT MEN AND STILL BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1.He is not quiet: he is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST
2.He is not stupid: he suffers from MINIMAL CRANIAL DEVELOPMENT
3.He does not get lost:he discovers ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS
4.He does not act like a total ass: he suffers RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION
5.He does not eat like a pig: He suffers from REVERSE BULIMIA
Just a few more to end
Men are like…MASCARA They usually run at the first sign of emotion
Men are like…GOVERNMENT BONDS They take so long to mature
Men are like…LAVA LAMPS Fun to look at but not all that bright
I’ll stop now. I hope I haven’t offended anybody and I’m sure not ALL men are like that although many probably are. Anyway they’re only jokes that will hopefully put a smile on you faces
Ciau
Shabnam
[This message has been edited by Shabnam (edited March 10, 1999).]
Ghalib jee I'm glad to hear that you ARE smiling but I wonder if it's a good thing or is that dangerous. And msaqibj I'm glad you enjoyed them too. I'll b e back with more soon Insha Allah
Acha to phir ab aap mujhe ijaazat deejeye. Chaltee hoo(n). Lot ke milti hoo(n).
Ciau
[This message has been edited by Shabnam (edited March 11, 1999).]
I QUOTE (Acha to phir ab aap mujhe ijaazat deejeye. Chaltee hoo(n). Lot ke milti hoo(n).)
Hi allah....ye kia hua......guess what ???????????????????THINK
[This message has been edited by dilse (edited March 11, 1999).]
I don't understand what you were trying to say. Aakhir ma'ajra kya hai. Main ne koi ajeeb o ghareeb baat to nahin ki. Bolo
Ghalib and msaqibj did you notice anything strange about my last message for dilse to be commenting on it like this. I was only being polite Mr Dilse(aur dimaaghse paagal)
Shabnam
[This message has been edited by Shabnam (edited March 11, 1999).]
Dilsa...aaaaaaaaaa...dil to akhir dil hai kiya
Bohat Khoob..ik pagal dosra pagal ko khoob pachanta hai.
ENJOY>>>>>>>>>
A blind man walks in to a department store with his seeing eye dog on a leash. As usual the store manager behind the customer service counter looks up, notices the customer is blind, and not wanting to stare quickly looks away again. Out of the corner of his eye the manager sees the blind man start swinging the dog over his head with its leash. Shocked, the manager runs over and says "Mister is there a problem - is there
anything I can help you with?" The blind man calmly replies "No thanks - I'm just looking around."
Aap ne bhi theek kaha . Eik pagal doosre pagal ko pehchan sakta hai.Aur pagal honay mein to koi kharabi nahin hai na.Vese bhi aaj kal pagal hona eik fashion hai.
Aur vo latifa bhi bara mazaidaar tha. Shukriya
Chalti hoon
Lot ke milti hoon
But you still haven't explained what you meant in your first message. Please do elaborate.
Shabnam:
I did not notice any thing in strange in your joke but I found it more enjoyable than all those Sardarje jokes (they are good too but this one I liked better.
I think Dilsse was just trying to make it more funny by using the benifit of Double meanings of Punjabi language and he ended up into in explaination. That is funny
Any how
when is the new Joke Comming Shabnam?
Msaqibj..what has this got to do with punjabi language..could you please explain...it was just a joke..yar badsh try to enjoy it..just dont take out wrong meaning for everything.
...Yeh duniya yeh mehfil mere kaam ki nahin...
to phir... allah he allah kiya kro,dukh no kise ko diya karo,wo duniya ka mali hai nam ise ka lyia karo....allah he allah
msaqibj jee
Hausla afzai ka bohat bohat shukriya . Next lot will hopefully be up today. Okay.
Anyway Bye for now.
Ek aur sher:
Taaseer hi ulti hai ikhlaas ke amrit ki
Hum jise bhi pilaate hain vo
zeher ugalta hai
This sher was not directed to anyone I just like is so I thought I'd share it.
Mujhe pata nahi ta ka sher o shaire se be intrest hai ap ko...
dekhaa to meraa saayaa bhii mujhase judaa milaa
sochaa to har kisii se meraa silasilaa milaa
shehar-e-vafaa me.n ab kise ahal-e-vafaa kahe.n
hamase gale milaa to vo hii bevafaa milaa
Jee haan mujhe bhi sher-o-shairi se bohat dilchaspi hai.Aur Aap sunaaein Kese mizaaj hain?
Ek Sher
Qismat banaane vaale ne hargiz kamee na ki
Ab kis ko kya mila yeh muqadar ki baat
Hai
Ek Aur
Maghroor kehti hai yeh duniya to kehne do
Hum murr ke kisi shakhs ko dekha nahi karte
wah.. wah.... wah.... bohat ghoob
ik ap ke leya bhe
Gamo.n se aaiinaa-e-dil gudaaz ho teraa
Hujuum-e-yaas se betaab hoke rah jaaye
wafuur-e-dard se siimaab ho ke rah jaaye
teraa shabaab faqat Khwaab ho ke rah jaaye