MEN who use the restroom....serious questions with serious answers needed.

mAd_ScIeNtIsT · January 25, 2006, 5:29am

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Ah, but the peee would hit the ground and spread along it to the feet if you remained squatting there too long. So you do #1, creating a small puddle, and then love away before it spreads outwards.

RoCKiSTaN · January 25, 2006, 5:31am

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Mad Scientist - for all the knowledge you have...i wonder what size..well i mean what size will your kids be.

fghd · January 25, 2006, 5:31am

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rockyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

RoCKiSTaN · January 25, 2006, 5:32am

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Not if you pee’d sort of like a fountain shape? In your words in a 180 deg. angle.

mAd_ScIeNtIsT · January 25, 2006, 5:34am

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Good point. If your squat in one spot, then adjust yourself to open fire at an elevation of 45 degrees, you should ensure that the urine lands and forms a puddle well clear of your squatting location. You can then proceed to lay your… ummm… pearls… without fear of underfoot puddle spreading!

AQ · January 25, 2006, 5:35am

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bhai aap log tau apni "zarooriyaat" pooraa karnaY kaY liye bhee zarab, jama, taqseem say kaam lay rahai haiN... poori geometry paRhi jaa rahi hai... Arc banaaYe jaa rahai haiN, qutar (diameter) maiN baataiN ho rahi haiN...

kiyaa ho gayaa bhai, yeh masla-e-kashmeer hai yaa maslaa-e-Feesaa Ghorus?

itni der maiN tau baRi mushkil ho jaaYe gee

zaraa ha'll kaY liyE jaldi jaldi "Zor" daiN!

fghd · January 25, 2006, 5:35am

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can u guys do it on 90 degree :D?

RoCKiSTaN · January 25, 2006, 5:36am

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^^ ur urdu is so hard man... aap asay q naahi boltay urdu?

fghd · January 25, 2006, 5:36am

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eejjjjaaccttlyyyyyyyyyyy :k: ( )

Mr_Fraudia · January 25, 2006, 5:37am

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Maddy as someone who has squated often to take dumps in teh deserts of saui arabia let me fill you in on the technique sit at a place where the urine rolls awayfrom ya.

back in the ealry to mid 80's there were not many public restrooms on the highway between makkah and riyadh so every Hajj the skills to take a dump in the middle of nowhere in a desert came in handy.

while your approach of taking a leak first and then moving makes sense theoretically, it is much more complicated in practice.

lets assume you are wearing jeans and you squat to take a leak..do you then do istanja and then bounce back like a bunny or you pull yer panmts up, walk to another location and then take a dump.

Now as we all know its not always possible to be in a situation where you have so much control that u go for 31 and ask 32 to kinda hold on. in some cases youmay have volcanic eruptions of 32..and sometimes in those cases you may need to end up washing your feet too. anyways..but in those cases you do not have the luxury of schedulign 31 and #2 as discrete activities.

RoCKiSTaN · January 25, 2006, 5:37am

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Yea! I’d need assistant though.

Mr_Fraudia · January 25, 2006, 5:38am

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someone write a fatwa quickly..

bizz · January 25, 2006, 5:38am

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omg
stop giving personal opinions. what is, IS.

fghd · January 25, 2006, 5:38am

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Fraudz:

Maddy as someone who has squated often to take dumps in teh deserts of saui arabia let me fill you in on the technique sit at a place where the urine rolls awayfrom ya.

back in the ealry to mid 80’s there were not many public restrooms on the highway between makkah and riyadh so every Hajj the skills to take a dump in the middle of nowhere in a desert came in handy.

while your approach of taking a leak first and then moving makes sense theoretically, it is much more complicated in practice.

lets assume you are wearing jeans and you squat to take a leak..do you then do istanja and then bounce back like a bunny or you pull yer panmts up, walk to another location and then take a dump.

Now as we all know its not always possible to be in a situation where you have so much control that u go for 31 and ask 32 to kinda hold on. in some cases youmay have volcanic eruptions of 32..and sometimes in those cases you may need to end up washing your feet too. anyways..but in those cases you do not have the luxury of schedulign 31 and #2 as discrete activities.

good point :k:

p.s.

fghd · January 25, 2006, 5:39am

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nott funyyy

RoCKiSTaN · January 25, 2006, 5:40am

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Fraudz:

Maddy as someone who has squated often to take dumps in teh deserts of saui arabia let me fill you in on the technique sit at a place where the urine rolls awayfrom ya.

back in the ealry to mid 80’s there were not many public restrooms on the highway between makkah and riyadh so every Hajj the skills to take a dump in the middle of nowhere in a desert came in handy.

while your approach of taking a leak first and then moving makes sense theoretically, it is much more complicated in practice.

lets assume you are wearing jeans and you squat to take a leak..do you then do istanja and then bounce back like a bunny or you pull yer panmts up, walk to another location and then take a dump.

Now as we all know its not always possible to be in a situation where you have so much control that u go for 31 and ask 32 to kinda hold on. in some cases youmay have **volcanic eruptions **of 32..and sometimes in those cases you may need to end up washing your feet too. anyways..but in those cases you do not have the luxury of schedulign 31 and #2 as discrete activities.

The bold reminds me of only one thing…

Pakistan

mAd_ScIeNtIsT · January 25, 2006, 5:40am

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Rocky’s assistant will need a tweezer

Sorry Rocky yaar, you set yourself up for that

RoCKiSTaN · January 25, 2006, 5:42am

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^^

Ok that one was funny but let me correct you.

His assistant will need a hand.

ChupKeSe · January 25, 2006, 5:52am

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notice how emm is all over this thread pagal. wut r u doing in here

insan · January 25, 2006, 5:55am

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put some toliet paper in it one or two piece is enough it won’t splash