Men vs Women

FAMILY PICTURE ON HIS DESK: He must be a solid,
responsible family man.
FAMILY PICTURE ON HER DESK: She
puts her family before her career.

HIS DESK IS CLUTTERED: He’s obviously a hard worker and
a busy man.
HER DESK IS CLUTTERED: She’s obviously a
disorganized scatterbrain.

HE IS TALKING WITH HIS CO-WORKERS: He must be discussing
the latest deal.
SHE IS TALKING WITH HER CO-WORKERS: She
must be gossiping.

HE’S NOT IN THE OFFICE: He’s meeting a customer.
SHE’S NOT IN THE OFFICE: She must be out shopping.

HE’S HAVING LUNCH WITH THE BOSS: He’s on his way up.
SHE’S HAVING LUNCH WITH THE BOSS: They must be having an
affair.

THE BOSS CRITICIZED HIM: He’ll improve his performance.
THE BOSS CRITICIZED HER: She’ll be very upset.

HE GOT AN UNFAIR DEAL: Did he get angry?
SHE GOT AN UNFAIR DEAL: Did she cry?

HE’S GETTING MARRIED: He’ll get more settled.
SHE’S GETTING MARRIED: She’ll get pregnant and leave.

HE’S HAVING A BABY: He’ll need a raise.
SHE’S HAVING A BABY: She’ll cost the company money in
maternity benefits.

HE’S GOING ON A BUSINESS TRIP: It’s good for his career.
SHE’S GOING ON A BUSINESS TRIP: What does her husband say?

HE’S LEAVING FOR A BETTER JOB: He knows how to recognize
a good opportunity.
SHE’S LEAVING FOR A BETTER JOB: Women are not dependable.