When we are born, our mother’s get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?
The average man’s life consists of:
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going
Forty years of having his wife ask him the same question
And at the end, the mourners wondering on the same thing
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind:
“You take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you”
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.
The man was astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted:
“Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die.”
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
“Where are you?” the man asked. “Who are you?”
“I am your guardian angel,” the voice answered.
“Oh, yeah?” the man asked. “And where the hell were you when I got married?”
Your Faith gives me strength Your smiles wash away my sorrows your touch heals my wounds You are in my blood and my soul… There is nothing more I want from this world but you my Messiah
**The beginning of love is to let those we love be perfectly themselves, and not to twist them with our own image - otherwise, we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them. **