hear it comes…
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
When the power goes off.
What do men and women have in common?
They both distrust men.
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?
Guilt gifts are nicer.
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
His wife is good at picking out clothes.
How is a man like the weather?
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the 40-year-old man thinks often about dating them.
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of?
Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
They’re married.
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?
Because they don’t have any.
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?
A snowwoman is easier to make, because with a snowman you have to hollow
out the head.
How do you know if a man is lying?
His lips are moving!
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell!
What’s the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don’t turn into men when they get drunk!