Brother John entered the’Monastery of Silence’ and
the Chief Priest said,
“Brother, this is a silent monastery, you are
welcome here as long as you
like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do
so.” Brother John lived
in the monastery for five years before the Chief
Priest said to him “Brother
John,you have been here five years now, you may
speak two words.”
Brother John said, “Hard Bed.”
“I’m sorry to hear that” the Chief Priest said. “We
will get you a better
bed.”
After another five years, Brother John was called by
the Chief Priest. “You
may say another two words Brother John.”
“Cold Food.” said Brother John, and the Chief Priest
assured him that the
food would be better in the future.
On his 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Chief
Priest again called
Brother John into his office. “Two words you may say
today.”
“I Quit.” said Brother John.
“It is probably best.” said the Chief Priest.
“You’ve done nothing but
complain since you got here.”
hahahaha…
a nice one…
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