if u treat him nicely, he’ll sa u love him.
if u dont, he’l say u are proud
if u dress up nicely, he’ll say you r trying to impress him.
if u dont, then u r dumb!
if u smoke, u r a bad girl
if he smokes, hes a gentleman! (ooh plz)
if u argue with him, he’ll say u r stubborn
if u keep quite, he’ll say u have no brains!
if u dont love him, he’ll try to possess u
if u do, he’ll leave u! 
if u dont let him kiss u, u dont love him
if u do, u r cheap! 
if u scold him, u r like a nanny to him.
if he scolds you its bcz he cares 
if u break a promise, u cant be trusted.
if he breaks it, its becuase he is forced to do so!! 
