Off course all of these are bad jokes…making fun of men…
Q–What should you do when you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A-- Shoot him again. (A bad joke definitely!)
Q–Why do little boys whine?
A–They’re practicing to be men.
Q - What do you call a handcuffed man?
A - Trustworthy.
Q - What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A - You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough. (Another bonafide bad joke!)
Q - Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A - Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
Q - What’s the best way to kill a man?
A - Make him sit infront of TV and tell him he is not getting a remote!
Q - Why do men whistle while they’re on the toilet?
A - Because it helps them remember which end they need to clean.
Q - What is the difference between men and women?
A - A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q - How does a man keep his youth?
A - By giving her money, diamonds, and furs.
Q - How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A - Rename the mail folder to “instruction manuals”.