On a whim a man decided to get his wife a dozen roses and
surprise her after work.
The minute he opened the door, his wife started screaming
at him, “This is the worst day that I have EVER had! The
kids have been terrible. They got in a food fight, the
washing machine broke and flooded the basement, I burned
dinner, the dog chewed up my best pair of shoes…AND NOW
YOU’VE GOT THE NERVE TO COME HOME DRUNK!”
lolz
nice one
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Tum bhi besahara,Hum bhi besahara
Fittay mu tumhara,fittay mu hamara
sigh ... abhi say darr lagnay laga hay :)
tapish sooraj ki hoti hay, jalna zameen ko parta hai
qusoor ankhoon ka hota hai, tarapna dil ko parta hai....
LOL!!
Awwwww, i’m sure you’ll be ok confused bhai. Beewi bhi koi darnay wali cheez hai bhala.
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** * Life is what you make of it… so make it good! ** *
Dejavu
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beta biwi sirf darne wali nahin, balke darne, ghabrane, sharminda karane, kharcha karane aur sab se barh kar TENSION karane wali cheez hai. Soch le, phir na kehna ke khanzaday ne apnay be-baha ilm ke zakheeray se koi advice nikaal kar nahin de!
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Kambakht Ishq!
Lol
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**Army Law:
If it moves, salute it; if it doesn’t move, pick it up; if you can’t pick it up, paint it. **
LOL
NICE ONE AHMED JEE…
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mairay dill mairay mussafir
for all the guys who think gettin married is the worst thing.
her biwi dernay wali cheez nahi kuch aisi bhi hoti hain jo… nahi deraatin
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very hi funny kaka-AJ…
thanx 4 posting te sharing…
God bless u all…
DerVaisH
muhabatein theen kabhi apne dermian kitni…
bicha gaye hai anna hum mein doorian kitni…
abhi to toota hai dil hi teri judai mein…
girein gi hum pe abhi aur bijlian kitni…