warning: may offend
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Men Are…**
Men are, men are, men are,
men are strong
men are tough
men are surly, men are rough
men are mates
men drink beer
men are brave and don’t show fear
men slap backs
men sing songs
men are men and men are strong
men don’t touch
men aren’t drips
men shake hands with vice-like grips.
men like fighting
men like cars
men like shouting with men in bars
men like football
and now and then
men like men like men like men
no they don’t
men beat up queers
men live with their mums for year and years
men have beards
and hairy chests
men walk through blizzards in string vests.
men can embrace
and bare their soul
but only if they’ve scored a goal
men leap tall buildings
men are tough
men don’t know when they’ve had enough
men drive fast cars with wide wheels
men have muscles
men have sweat
men wear trousers
men have flies
men kick sand in each other’s eyes
men stand alone
men show no fears
men have hobbies and hairy ears
men have wi**ies
men have b*ms
men are good at science and sums
men aren’t loving
men don’t dance
men don’t change their underpants.
men climb mountains
in the snow
men don’t cook and men don’t sew
men are bosses
men are chums
men build office blocks and slums
men make bombs
men make war
men are stupid, men are bores
men ignore
what women see
and call our story history.
