Men are so hard to please!!

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

If u Don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS

If u are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE;

If he’s Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don’t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don’t, he says that u don’t TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it’s LUCK;

If he does WELL, it’s BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

& sooo hard to please!!!

when the guys read this they will swear it is not true!

as for the girls, have a good laugh at how true this is!

:sleep2: another FLOP thread :smiley:

i was expecting this answer from ya…btw jou khud FLOP hota hai woh aisee hi baatain karta hai…mr FLOP:)

:hehe: yeah right :smiley:

hummm

yeah double rite;)

sheen...we want some real life experiences ;)

^^ me too :p

yeah

Sheen if you cant understand guys the better way to treat them is … Apna Sandle nikal kay un kay sar pay maro…:cool:

Re: yeah

RIGHTOOOO SIS:k:

yeah

JEEE that is the best way to deal with these guys:hula:

Hey Sheen,,,explain me the theme ,,so I may reply,,,aisay to alto falto jawab ghutnay mai aa raha hai,,,;)

I know a reall good way to deal wid u “AUNTY” type ladies :halo:

yeah

yah aunty kis to bola ray:mad3:
May to apki baytee ki tarha ho:hula:

'Aunty type ladies' hmmmmmmm :-|

choop kar kai baith 50 yrs kai boodai…sharati bachai ka nick rakhnai sai u cant be a lil kid…batoon sai tou 80 saal kai lagtai hoo…DEPRESSED AND FRUSTRATED;)

yeah

ohay kai shoaib Akhtar sach much 50 ya 80 sal ka hay....
then iam not like his daughter but like his granddaughter:D

Re: yeah

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Shoby ko kuch bola to mai us ku utha ker tum dono per painkh doun ga,:mad2:…latay martay hoye,phir na kehna gazab ho gaya…:rolleyes:
shoby ko mara to mujh say ziyada bura woh he hoga,:mad2:
:mocking:

:2guns: boys

I disagree completely,,,,,,
Women don't realy try to PLEASE men,,,,,
Other wise we men are very easy to be pleased........

:whistling