Men Are Like...

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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… Bank Accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.

.. Blenders.
You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.

.. Commercials.
You can’t believe a word they say.

.. Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

.. Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

.. Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.

.. Government Bonds.
They take so long to mature.

.. Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

.. Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

.. Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

.. Parking Spots.
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are
either handicapped or extremely small.

.. Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

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Main royun ya hansoon karoon main kia karoon

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kust laugh man

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its good for health to laugh on ur own self sometimes..

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Your Faith gives me strength
Your smiles wash away my sorrows
your touch heals my wounds
You are in my blood and my soul…
There is nothing more I want from this world but you my Messiah

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Now that’s my man!

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Is it progress when a cannibal uses a knife and fork?