Men* are like…
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Men are like …Laxatives … They irritate the crap out of you.
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Men are like… Bananas … The older they get, the less firm they are.
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Men are like …Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
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Men are like …Blenders You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
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Men are like …Chocolate Bars … Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
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Men are like …Commercials … You can’t believe a word they say.
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Men are like… Department Stores … Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
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Men are like …Government Bonds … They take soooooooo long to mature.
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Men are like …Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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Men are like…Popcorn … They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
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Men are like… Snowstorms … You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.
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Men are like …Lava Lamps … Fun to look at, but not very bright.
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Men are like… Parking Spots … All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
*of course this isn’t referring to all men…but mostly the majority 
I’m lucky i’m not 1 of above 
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