Roshi
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I got this e-mail from a friend and thought how true 
Enjoy !!!
Men are like…
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Men are like …Laxatives … They irritate the **** out of you.
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Men are like … Bananas .. The older they get, the less firm they
are.
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Men are like … Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
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Men are like … Blenders . You need One, but you’re not quite sure
why.
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Men are like … Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head
right for your hips.
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Men are like … Commercials … You can’t believe a word they say.
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Men are like … Department Stores … Their clothes are always 1/2
off.
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Men are like … Government Bonds … They take soooooooo long to
mature.
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Men are like … Mascara … They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
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Men are like … Popcorn … They satisfy you, but only for a
little while.
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Men are like … Snowstorms … You never know when they’re coming,
how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.
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Men are like … Lava Lamps … Fun to look at, but not very bright.
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Men are like … Parking Spots … All the good ones are taken,
the rest are handicapped.
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^ dont forget to add 90% of men are second handed and the other 10 % are married 
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[quote=“Attia”]
^ dont forget to add 90% of men are second handed and the other 10 % are married
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How ? 
:k: explain pleage,
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[quote=“Raindance”]
it means 90% of men now a days already had or have a girl friend and are second handed means that they…
and the other 10% are married
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^so wat nothing but the luv matters:)
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^ yaar please iam tired of this love shove… 
goshh in my life iam never gonna love..
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1st try it then u 'll understand the heavenly feeling of luv
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^ yaar i dont need to… please mujay is tarha ki bad dua na do 
iam really happy and satisfy with my life 
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Yup ! Thorney feeling , like the cactus love for the Sand dune,neither can fulfil each others thurst nor give shade,but like to stand tall
Give me a break ,
kaun
10
Re: Men are like…
uff RD bhai khairyat to hai 
itna ghussa , kee hoya?
kaun
11
Re: Men are like…
achee baat hai aisa hee hona chahiye khwaama khaan kee tension paalney kee zaroorat kya hai :k:
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Oyeee kuch naeee nama neem… 
App ki chutti ho gaye,aik shift say, ab dosari ki taraf shift shuruh hai kiya,
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Ghar ki shift Oyeee nama neem,
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arey kya baat karte ho ji
Sinner
17
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thx 4 ur comments … they r really useful ..
JonyBr
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What i never understand is where does these 90% males find 90% females who were their gf’s :p..does that mean those 90% females r second hand ?? 
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I AM STILL 100% brand new till my marriage
