Men Are Hard To Please

The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u don’t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don’t, he says that u don’t TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it’s LUCK;
If he does WELL, it’s BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

yah sure :hehe:

if you do too much makeup, he calls you aunty.
if you dont do makeup, he calls you a bhootni

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this not a joke, rite Irem?

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:D

Very True....

irem: :k: and 5abi :hehe:

el o el :hehe: te :smack2:

diyah u r rite yaar i wish it was but its not :crying:

chodhry ji :smiley:

Xara :wave:

Mlung Baba if you being a guy r saying that then what can i say :smiley:

Khanzada ji so u agree huh? :smiley:

very well said…:k: 100% true.

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haha :smiley:

true true :hehe: