To women, love is an occupation. To men, love is a preoccupation.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
To be happy with a man, a woman must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, a man must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. When men get depressed they want to blow something up.
Men wake up exactly as good-looking or ugly as they were when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
When a man gives his opinion, he’s a man. When a woman gives her opinions, she’s a bitch.
Women have more imagination than men do. They need it to tell men how wonderful they are.
Men want to be a woman’s first love. Women want to be a man’s last love.
A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her. A man cherishes the memory of the woman who wouldn’t marry him.
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are a man’s best friend.
Who’s smarter?
