Memo To Mr. Bin Laden

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*Originally posted by sholay: *
Imdad

Far from it.

I was merely bored with your patriotic, arrogant, illiterate, Jerry Springer style responses!

When I feel like picking on you again, I'll gladly break your ideology.

In the meantime Imdad Fleischer, pick up the Qur'aan and learn to read it with Tajweed. That way you can try and understand what Islam is all about.

Even Non Muslims like you can benefit from this!
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Haha, thank you for showing your true jahil self. Calling me kafir so soon. Did your god Osama make you judge of others? You obviously are very frustrated with the defeat of your terrorist gang. I don't blame you. Your lot are getting kicked all over the world.

And whatever my last name is or is not, it makes no difference about what religion I follow. But I don't think you understand that. Read about Islam a little since you know very little other than what you mindlessly regurgitate.

And try to relax and take a xanax before coming on the forum. You are too hysterical right now.

No, PLEASE! Anything but that! Jihadi ravings are the best reading on GS! It's like a cable channel where you always know whats on!

Besides, knowing what "they" really think only confirms both my faith and my politics!

Peace To All Who Read This....

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*Originally posted by mrpockets: *
Besides, knowing what "they" really think only confirms both my faith and my politics!

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Mine too. ;)

sholay you are providing great comic relief to us all, you rank "10" on the unintentional comedy scale. now come on, let's hear some other quranic verses that you are going to pull out after doing a half-hearted search on some website that does english transliteration. everytime you open your mouth, you end up out-doing your own stupidity. a famous kaafir once said "it is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and prove it."

btw are you using dial-up or broadband from your cave?

and another thing: you are hopelessly jaahil and don't even know the basics of islam. if you did, you would know that people like the third caliph, Umar (r) once came across the one sahabah to whom the prophet (s) had disclosed the names of all the munaafiqs. hazrat umar (s) was so humble and uncertain of his status before Allah that he asked this companion whether Umar was not amongst thost the prophet (s) had mentioned.

and here you are, handing out indictments against people as kaafirs and munaafiqs. why don't you go look in the mirror and seriously ponder what your status is before Allah before you criticize others. fear god and beware of His punishment. if you are sitting here and acting like God by sending people to heaven and hell, i pity your soul. you too must have siblings and will one day have children...why don't you worry about fixing yourself and your household before you are quick to dismiss others thoughts? as ali (r) once said to a kaafir, "if i am wrong and there is no God, then at least I will have lived life in the best way one can, the way of Islam. But what if you are wrong?"

I see that the clan is getting even larger! We now have three.

Anyone who professess obedience, allegiance and worships anyone but Allah commits Shirk.

When one commits Shirk, you are automatically outside the fold of Islam. Shirk is a sin that Allah will never forgive. The Qur'aan testifies to this.

Have you or have you not time and time again confirmed your allegiance, obedience and worship to Bush!

Do you not worship the ground Bush walks on!

I rest my case.

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*Originally posted by TUMS: *
and another thing: you are hopelessly jaahil and don't even know the basics of islam. if you did, you would know that people like the third caliph, Umar (r) once came across the one sahabah to whom the prophet (s) had disclosed the names of all the munaafiqs. hazrat umar (s) was so humble and uncertain of his status before Allah that he asked this companion whether Umar was not amongst thost the prophet (s) had mentioned.

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How strange u mentioned this,.... but yet you pay tribute to the murderous George War Bush, Tony Blair,Putin,Karimov,Chirac and their colonialist agenda. Surely u hav misunderstood the reality, it's USA and the West who attack nations for political,economic,strageic benefit!!!

So please do not say the muslims brought this war on themselves, and dont even try to justify the war on iraq!!!!

Indeed sumtimes it baffles the mind, as how sum Americans claim to be free but yet cant even see beyond their own horizon....which is that the USA and the West ideology r responsible for millions dying across the world..in its short history of being a super power its dropped 2 nuclear bombs killing over 250,000,exposing future generation to radiations,dropped orange gas on vietanam, invade countless countries throughout the world,backed dictators throughout the world Saddam,Suhrato,Karimovov,African dictors, and backed Isreali butcher's in their slaughter of muslims in Palestin!....

*And yet they claim to care for humanity!!!!! *

al-nasar: you are right about one thing: it does indeed baffle the mind.

its a shame muslims these days accept the ways of the kafir, they just sit at home and do nothing to help the state of the muslims and are quick to criticise those who sacrifice the most, who give everything for the sake of islam.

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*Originally posted by TUMS: *
al-nasar: you are right about one thing: it does indeed baffle the mind.
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Yea TUMS i think u fit that catergory perfectly!...the shallow americanZ

thanks clubber lang. happy eid.

dear aaloo cholay, paani puri and pakoray (a.k.a. gang of idiots):

good morning. i hope you enjoyed waking up in your comfortable beds with your wonderful alarm clocks. soon you will take a shower (i shudder at the thought) with the water temperature oh just right. then you will consume your toast with just the right blend of crispness. then you will heat up your cars so the temperature is not too cold for your tender jihadi bodies before you drive off to work in cars that your daddy bought for you. then you will consume a donut and warm coffee and finally log in to your computer to begin your workday. then you will login to your email. at this point, your body thinks it is 80 degrees outside because of the wonderful western technologies god has inspired them to create. then you will start ranting to your friends about how decadent the west is. and you talk about hypocricy!

in reality, the day just feels empty without getting a few words from your confused mind regarding who is going to hell, who the hypocrites are and how correct you are. here is a proposal: why don't you get together with dumb and dumber and create a mailing list? yes, you can solicit people's emails and then send out various religious indictments against people every day! imagine the joy it will give you! you can call it Hypocrites Always Tout Europe (HATE). However one problem remains: who will be the KHALIFA of this group? we all know that none of our problems can be solved without this so what a conundrum!

hey, you know that dude in Afghanistan with the patch on his eye? wasn't he the emir of an Islamic State? why don't you go over there and live under the khilafat instead of wasting your time in this terrible society! of course, we all know that you are chueey (mice) in your own homes. ek do jhaapar amma sey parreingey aur dimaagh theek ho jaayega. why don't you go tell mommy and daddy where they are headed? i'm sure it will give great pleasure to their heart to see what wonderful children they raised.

chuuey saaley. here's $0.02 now go get a life. too bad you losers don't get married (or can't). i think watching you getting beat by your wife's rollerpin is a scene we all would relish...

TUMS

You really don't get enough do you?

Like I stated before. Your true colurs are now shining brighter than the Sun!

Whatever prompted your latest outburst of frivolous babble, truly is amazing? A visit from your peers or did you have a preminition?

You work it out.

I am used to people like you throwing 'red herrings' when the Truth is told.

Furthermore, I see you condone beatings from parents and wife. Was I wrong in questioning your understanding of the Qur'aan in light of your basic principles. I think not!

Whatever the reason, you are a product of your society. That is why you are what you are.

and you aaloo cholay are avoiding the subject like the mouse that you are. hypocrite. look at you raising a finger at parents abusing children but where is your self-righteousness when it comes to people killing other people?

jaahil.

TUMS

Thanks for your eloquent and intelligent response!

You do your fellow American people real justice.

'Thick as two planks of wood'.

Killing people you ask?

Look in your own backyard. What is Bush doing? Not killing by any chance?

In addition to killing he's also stopping people like you from travelling on planes. Your pilot project is about to commence with Delta Airlines in assessing security profiling. You being a Pakster will definitely be red, which means you cannot travel?

What a shame.

But keep up your obedience and allegiance!

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*Originally posted by Fraudz: *
The press caters to teh lowest common denominator in any msulim country the same way that Fox news caters to the lowest common denominator in the US.
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But boy is the LCD low in the US!

Bad boy. Bad boy. Whatcha gona do? Whatcha gona do when they come for you?

AAG's <~~~ memo to Mr. Bin Laden.

Didn't they already come for him with the biggest gathering of hardware ever assembled outside of a John Wayne war movie?

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*Originally posted by Thap: *

But boy is the LCD low in the US!
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compared to what? are hillbilly rednecks worse than beduoins in KSA, or the tribals in Pakistan, and for that matter your general yobs and daily sun readers in the UK :)

US has a higher number of idiots since it has a higher population, but I am not sure if the ratios of idiots to sane people is much different than most other countries :)

Hand on my heart Fraudz the US and UK is over populated with imbeciles, the % in the US a little higher. But leave the salt of the earth tribals out of this.