Once there was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons. After some careful thought he came up with a clever idea of scaring the kids.
The next day when the kids showed up they saw this sign which said, “Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with poison!” And so the kids run off.
The farmer shows up the next day and when he looks over his field he notices that no watermelons are missing but he sees something scribbled on the sign he had put up.
The scribble read: “Now there are two!”
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?