I popped into the local Chinese place and who do you think I bumped into, from the opposite ends of the earth?
None other than former neighbours star turned flimsily dressed pop sensation, Kylie Mynogue.
“Wotcha Xtreymoww,!” she said in her broad Aussie accent. “ow’s yer didgeridoo 'angin?”
“errr…ok I think” I replied uncertainly.
“tell yer whot..” piped the pint-sized songstress, “let’s chomp down the ol’ chaaow meiyn, ‘n head for the bar fer a good ol’ Aussie sing-song, wotcha reckon on that then Xtreymowww?”
“You should be so lucky-lucky-lucky” I said. “I’ve just seen Anchal’s latest pic so you’ve just moved down a place in the Aussie bombshell charts. By the way, you’ve got some crispy seawood stuck between your teeth”
“Awww strewwth!” she said roling her eyes in a resigned manner.
I don't understand...which part is it you people don't believe? That we were in a Chinese takeaway? Well, I admit I don't go for it that much but Kylie must really love it judging by the bits of food stuck in her teeth.
She looks smaller in real life though, but still quite nice.
You won't believe me but I really stopped people taking her foto with me. Yes, I was in Madam Tussaud. I preferred to stand beside Ms. Bhutto who after all has more grace than her.
Xtreme, first a guy now a gal whats next on the menu?
“WatCh youR tHoughtS; they become words. WatCh youR wOrdS; they become actions. WatCh youR aCtiOns; they become habits. WatCh youR hAbiTs; they become character. WatCh youR chaRactEr; it becomes your dEsTinY."
Ali yaar, there's no guys or gals on the menu - at least not on the local Chinese place...but you know what these Thailanders are like - that could change in the near future. I'll keep you informed.
Khan_Sahib me bonny scots laddie, If I were in your place I think I would have preferred Kylie to BB and it's got nothing to do with which one's got more grace.
Yasir,
the day they put me in the nuthouse, what the hell will you do? write a nice big cheque to get me released? What a great guy..
My dad preferred Kylie to BB. I don’t know if it is because he is livelier than me or is it because he is 20+ years older than me. I hope it would make you feel better.
Oh, here is the remaining pic as I didn’t save my thoBra with her.
“WatCh youR tHoughtS; they become words. WatCh youR wOrdS; they become actions. WatCh youR aCtiOns; they become habits. WatCh youR hAbiTs; they become character. WatCh youR chaRactEr; it becomes your dEsTinY."
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Originally posted by Mr Xtreme:
*Ali yaar, there's no guys or gals on the menu - at least not on the local Chinese place...but you know what these Thailanders are like - that could change in the near future. I'll keep you informed.
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Hehehe Do that, Xtreme.
Lemme know about the next item, maybe we can share.
“WatCh youR tHoughtS; they become words. WatCh youR wOrdS; they become actions. WatCh youR aCtiOns; they become habits. WatCh youR hAbiTs; they become character. WatCh youR chaRactEr; it becomes your dEsTinY."
here’s another one of Mr. Xtreme’s obsessions,… to add to the list >> Kylie … u guyz shud go n see the rest on the list if u havent yet,… Mr. Xtreme wrote one such article on Hrithik Roshan then another on Posh&Becks and now there’s Kylie…who’s next??