I stayed in Manchester a few weeks ago and guess who I bumped into in the launderette? Only celebrity couple Posh Spice and her footballing genius husband, David Beckham. I was tipping my washing into the machine when I felt a tap on my shoulder and there was pin-up boy Becks with his hand extended ‘bheek mangnay’ style.
“Mister Xtreme sir..” he said in his high-pitched nasal voice, “…could yer lend us a couple o’ quid so we’ll ‘ave enough money ter do us washin’?” he implored in his cockney accent.
“Becks”, I said, “I can lend you the money but I suggest you use it to get your tonsils seen to, when you opened your mouth to speak I thought it was Posh throwing her voice for a minute there..”
“he sounds noffink like me because he doesn’t speak English in a correct and proper manner like wot I do”, retorted Posh sniffily.
And with that she tipped a whole load of underwear into her tumbler.
“Quite a lot of underwear” I observed.
“Yes..” said Posh, “I always like to make sure all David’s underpants are in pristine condition, thus for is wot reason I bring them here” she announced in what she assumed was perfect English.
“Pristine underpants?” I asked
“Yes” she said, “I always like to be able to call my underpants pristine.”
Then I felt another tap on my shoulder and there was Becham again.
“s’cuse me Mister Xtreme sir” he said, shuffling his feet uncomfortably, “I 'aven’t got any money wiv me, yer cudn’t lend us another 50p so I can buy a snickers bar from the vending machine could yer?”
There's nothing funny about clean underpants Maddy. You'd understand why Posh wanted Becks' underwear flawless (pristine) if you'd seen them before they went into the wash.
Yer just jealous coz you haven't met as many celebrities as me ain't ya?
seems like posh&becks <why cant it be becks&posh> are turnin’ into beggars!!, actually i quite like David Beckham,but av 2 admit that his voice dun go wiw his looks!!
I looked for this thread today after watching that over-rated dufus miss a penalty in the Euro Championships then offer a lame interview as to why he took responsibility for getting beat off France yesterday.
Next time that snivelly-voiced air head asks for 50p I'll tell him to kick Posh up the arse first to prove he really is Beckham. If he misses I'll know he's genuine and he can have the money.
You can’t fault the penalty…except for the fact that Barthez has faced the same penalty a million times in training during his spell at Man U. Duh! And don’t get mad at me for not posting threads I’m only online when everybody else is off these days
btw, I know who this hair_cut person is so the disguise is pointless…and it’s time to get yerself a decent haircut.
wat a topic to bring up BECKHAM!!! as
heart-breaking as it was watching us lose to zinidine’s brillliance i can’t ] but blaim becks’ partially for the loss, he shaped his body and his foot towards fabien’s right hand side and that gave it away, although he struck the ball cleanly his body movement gave it away for fabien barthez, ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! come on lads we can still do it :k:
Just to add to my correct assertion that Beckham is over-rated, I said before the tournament started that Rooney would be the key England player and once again I am proved 100% right.
You won't see any media hype about Rooney though because he's so ugly his dad used to hire him to Merseyside farmers to keep the crows off the field.
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*Originally posted by Mr Xtreme: *
Just to add to my correct assertion that Beckham is over-rated, I said before the tournament started that Rooney would be the key England player and once again I am proved 100% right.
You won't see any media hype about Rooney though because *he's so ugly his dad used to hire him to Merseyside farmers to keep the crows off the field. *
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:D brother that was good, waisai he comes from a family of boxers i guess that explains the temperament and the looks.
Ok seeing as Rooney's isetting the world alight while Becks plays like a robot as usual here's a pic of the acne'd wonder specially for sobi. All thse with a sensitive disposition look away now.
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p.s. Becks is the sad looking git in the background.
] but blaim becks’ partially for the loss, he shaped his body and his foot towards fabien’s right hand side and that gave it away, although he struck the ball cleanly his body movement gave it away for fabien barthez, ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! come on lads we can still do it :k: