Here is one for guppees living in the US.
a mom told her 2 kids to be nice and good since she’s taking them to the mall to meet someone. one of the kids asked “who is that person?”
mom said " that person knows when your awake, when your sleep, when your bad and when your good. so for goodness sake be good"
the kids got real scared and confused and one of them said “she is taking us to meet with john ashcroft”
