I vaguely remember this joke so I’m typing it as I remember it.
A woman gets a call from the laboratory about her husbands test results. She picks up the phone and someone asks “Is this Mrs. Smith?”. She replies in the affirmative.
“Maam, we have your husbands test results and we have little problem. Another Mr. Smiths samples came in the same day as your husbands samples did and we have the results mixed up now with no way of telling which one is your husbands. And quite frankly the results are either bad or worse”.
Mrs. Smith “What!!!, whats wrong?”
“Maam, one of the test results indicates Alzhiemers and the other one Aids”. Mrs. Smith “No this can’t be, can’t you test again, I need to know”.
“Maam, here is the other problem, Medicare only pays for these tests once a year and they will not reimburse us if we do it again”. Mrs. Smith “But for Gods sake, what am I supposed to do!”.
“Maam, we talked to Medicare and here is what they suggested in lieu of not paying for another test. They suggested that you drive your husband somewhere to the middle of town, some place he is not familiar with and drop him off, if he is able to find his way back home then please don’t sleep with him”.
