Needless to say that this person never made it to Med school - do you
know why ???
Because of the following answers in the entrance exam…
ANTIBODY - against everyone
ARTERY - the study of fine paintings
BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria
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BENIGN - what you be after you be eight
BOWEL - letters like a,e,i,o,u
CAESARIAN SECTION - a district in Rome
CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of poker playing
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CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty
CHRONIC - neck of a crow
COMA - punctuation mark
CORTIZONE - area around local courthouse
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CYST - short for sister
DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose
DILATE - the late British princess
DISLOCATION - in this place
DUODENUM - couple in jeans
ENEMA - not a friend
FALSE LABOR - pretending to work
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GENES - blue denim
HERNIA - she is close by
HYMEN - greeting to several males
IMPOTENT - distinguished, well-known
LABOR PAIN - hurt at work
LACTOSE - person without digits on the foot
LYMPH - walk unsteadily
MICROBES - small dressing gowns
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OBESITY - city of Obe
PACEMAKER - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
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PROTEIN - in favour of teens
PULSE - grain
PUS - small cat
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RED BLOOD COUNT - Dracula
SECRETION - hiding anything
SERUM - sailors drink
SUBCUTANEOUS - not cute enough
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TABLET - small table
TUMOR - extra pair
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ULTRASOUND - radical noise