What’s the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist?
One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.
What is a double-blind study?
Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.(ECG)
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:
Oops!
Has anyone seen my watch?
Damn! page 47 of the manual is missing.
Well this book doesn’t say that … what edition is your manual?
Ok, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
**LOVE: The irresistable desire to be irresistibly desired.
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