Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor?
Needless to say he never made it. You know why?
These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam :
Antibody - Against everyone
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Artery - The study of the paintings.**
Bacteria - Back door to a cafeteria.
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Caesarean section - A district in Rome. 
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****Cardiology - Advance study of poker playing.
**Cat scan - Searching for lost kitty. 
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**Chronic - Neck of a crow.
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**Coma - Punctuation mark.
** **Cortisone - Area around local court.
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Cyst - Short for sister.
**Diagnosis - Person with slanted nose.
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**Dilate - The late British Princess Diana.
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**Dislocation - In this place.
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Duodenum - Couple in blue jeans.
Enema - Not a friend.
Fake labour - Pretending to work.
Genes - Blue denim.
Hernia - She is close by.
Impotent - Distinguished/well known.
**Labor pain - Hurt at work.
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**Lactose - People without toes.
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Lymph - Walk unsteadily.
Microbes - Small dressing gown.
Obesity - City of Obe.
**Pacemaker - Winner of Nobel peace prize.
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**Proteins - In favor of teens.
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**Pulse - Grain.
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Pus - Small cat.
Red blood count - Dracula.
Secretion - Hiding anything.
Tablet - Small table.
Ultrasound - Radical noise