Once a muslim, hindu and Sikh had an arguement whose religon had the best knowledge.
Hindu says once we had such a good Vaid ( aryuveda doctor) that once Vaid attached his Uncle’s hand that had been cut from his shoulder.
Muslims says thats nothing. Once a Hakeem attached head of his Chacha that had been cut from his neck.
Sardarji not to be outdone by both said that is nothing. Once i had Chacha he was cut down from his stomach into two parts. In great hurry we took my Chacha’s severed body and forgot to take his body below his waist. Our Sardarji Doctor took my Chacha’s upper body and attached his upper body to goats lower body and today we have a chacha and he gives two liter milk daily