Doctor Certified
Certified that Mr. /Miss _________________ , working in your
organization, is suffering from ‘time-bound’ illness. Due to this, he
will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week. Any
attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe health
problems. The losses to the company due to medical reimbursements will
be far more compared to the gains made by stretching beyond 8 hours.
It is also warned to keep my patient away from any kind of shocking news
such as " Come over weekend..“, " Let’s work on holiday..”, " Leave
cannot be granted. ." etc. which can directly lead to heart strokes.
In view of the above, it is strongly recommended to adjust your
deadlines in accordance with the convenience of my patient.
Regards
Dr. Impatient
Cyber Clinic
