Re: …Meanest thing ever…
You’re so mean Shikrey… Those little cocroaches… 
Waisey you know… A few days ago there was this spider in my room… Pata nahiN kyuN saarey keeRey makauRoN ko mera hi room pasand aata hai… But oh well… normally chotey bhai sey marwaati hooN.. lekin he was sleeping at that moment… Ammi bhi sleeping… ab maiN abbu ko bataati to he would’ve laughed at me… bahut mazaaq uRaatey mera.. so I had to get rid of that beast myself… nahiN to neend nahiN aani thi… So what I did was… mainey spider ko tissue sey pakar liya… and flushed it in the toilet 
I felt so proud on myself.. lekin bahut dheet kisam ka keeRa tha… pata nahiN kahaN sey phir bahir nikal aata tha… had to flush three times… tab kahiN jaa key jaan chooTi 