Besides stoning animals, throwing goats in the toilet, throwing shoes at birds to bring them down, etc. etc. etc, I did the following yesterday.
We have a lot of cockroaches in our house and I’ve opened a thread about them in the past. I’ve got that pest control guy come in and exterminate them on monthly bases and I spray the roach killer spray on them whenver I see any. Lekin kal tou hadh hi ho gayi! This female cockroach was laying dead on the carpet and she had just given birth to about 8 babyroaches. That was it! That ticked my clock off. They were running around their mother. They were the future big cockroaches and had to be killed. I picked them up by a napkin, took them to the backyard, put the napkin on the ground, sprayed some gasoline on the napkin, and set it on fire. They all burned to death.
I know it was mean but there are SO MANY EVERYWHERE!!!
So what’s the meanest thing you’ve done in your life?
Shikra…welcome to my club of doom and torturing bugs. Well today first time of my entire life, I forgave the spring bugs. It was raining in the morning (its been raining cats 'n dogs in southern Alberta since beginning of spring). In the afternoon it got a bit sunny, so my toddler wanted to go out on the balcony, as I was organizing the items in my kitchen I left the balcony door wide open to keep an eye on her. When out of no where a fat bumble bee buzzed right in the family room…eek… my toddler was running in the opposite direction while I was running in circles trying to think at the same time what to do. I grabbed my toddler’s abc book, and smacked the poor bee in the direction of the open door. Well it fell unconscious right at the step of the balcony door. I then went and picked it up alive with a racing heart in a bag and flicked it out. It sat for a long while on the balcony trying to regain its senses but I felt so good by not killing it. Then after two hrs I found this tiny winy black bug as big as this “a” in= “as” and flung it out. My daughter was so furious at me, cuz I didn’t let her play with it for a while grins She’s into bugs these days, new thing for her. However she calls them a ‘buk’
As far as torture goes…hmm… maybe another time but how about some mean bug humor. See every window has that ‘jali’numa outer window too (do u know what I’m saying?), so anyways, sometimes some idiot numa flies used to try forcing their way inside the window, when their heads would actually fit through, but their bodies since too fat, wouldn’t. Now the stuck fly was quite a scene to observe. It would wriggle its teensy weensy little body out pushing with all its legs, and flickering wings, when it’s head all of a sudden would go pop decapitated from the rest of its being. Sad but it used to be hilarious to watch.
We have this blind old fart with his guide dog that is taking classes in the school I go to. He's probably 50 years old. This one time I was walking in the hallway, minding my buisness and I saw him. He heard me coming and asked me to guide him to the stairs or elevators. Needless to say, I quietly tip toed past him. I could still hear him say "Sir ... sir ... anyone? ... Please help me get down ... please ...". I think it was somewhat mean of me, no?
btw I do agree with Queer Mista Shikra. Roaches don’t give birth u smartie m 'n m. They lay eggs all over the place..and then lil bugs hatch out, without following their mommy or dady. U sure you tortured a c-roach not some other mammal/shammal???
Relax kids, I did'nt kick him or his guide dog in the nuts or something. I just chose not to waste my time helping me. Time is money you know and he did'nt offer me any, so no free help for him!
DB Sorry. Didn’t read the whole post. Got bored half way through I didn’t burn the dead cockroaches. I burned its babies with it. It was unconcious I guess but the babies were running around naked. So I picked all of them up and set them on fire.
Sara then what are you waiting for?!?! Come on, go get to work. You’ve got a lot to do!
This female cockroach was laying dead on the carpet and she had just given birth to about 8 babyroaches. That was it! That ticked my clock off. They were running around their mother. They were the future big cockroaches and had to be killed. I picked them up by a napkin, took them to the backyard, put the napkin on the ground, sprayed some gasoline on the napkin, and set it on fire. They all burned to death.
I didn’t burn the dead cockroaches. I burned its babies with it. It was unconcious I guess but the babies were running around naked. So I picked all of them up and set them on fire.
She who used to get amused by annoying me is annoyed by me. Muahahahah