Me, Myself and her Majesty the Queen

I always liked that lady. She is an epitome of lady like charm and delicacy.
Rare in our times. She is also on top of the list of my favorite British personalities, closely followed by Commander James Bond. Who never fails to amaze me with his sense of style and dressing, despite his busy routine of saving the world every now and again.

Now somthing about her Royal Highness…

Her majesty the Queen has never been on computer.She never owned a mobile phone !

Interesting. Isn’t it ?

This is becuase …

  1. She is a Royalty, she can’t use the stuff made for commoner
  2. She is a lady, other people should do her work for her.

I wish there was a queen like her in my part of the world, so we could adore her. Nevertheless, I adore her :flower1:

Also she has some habbits, fondness which a commoner (like me) can relate to.

She finishes food in her plate in every meal she eats ! ( amazingly !!! that is exactly what a good up brining can do to you )

Her favorite dessert is ‘Royal Bread Pudding’ , which is incidently my favorite dessert too :blush: ( Goodness me !! I feel like royalty :gizzy: ). Actually, I sometime get to eat home made “Shahi Tukrey”, a dessert, a lagacy of Mughal dynasty of India. I found out yesterday that It is the same Royal Bread pudding and it is mouthwatering yummm !!!

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I thought you were talking about me

anyway ...did you know that the Queen and her family open their Christmas presents on Christmas eve because her family tradition...you see they brought their German traditions with them

AND they spoke german when they were all together in a gathering when Diana was there ...because she didnt understand and was left out

the Queen is mean

meaner than Anne Robinson

Oh how I miss Diana!!!!

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So Cody bhaijaan, where do you and yourself come into the picture?

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Until 1956... she was actually the Queen of Pakistan.

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Codey ..we can send you Elton John

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and his husband

that way you'll have a Queen and a king

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well maybe he talk about the QUEEN of HEARTS .

i feel he maybe the KNAVE of tarts (royal bread pudding) :smooth:

elton john does not sing for all parts.

keep away if u don’t want SARS!

hour after hours

the person in bars

believes the QUEEN at mars :blush:

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Niyal.... please stop it :(

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:D

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Niyal you are a poet
but please dont over do it

Maddy wiil Die
and we will cry

niyal is a murderer
and you will be in a lot of bother

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Lazy at poetry you suck
You are a bit of a lame duck
Your normal posts and fine and dandy
Now aunty jee can I have some candy

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Niyal do continue
I do like to see maddy in pain
you set up the rhymes, from you we'll take the cue
although we have time to loose and nothing to gain

my exams shall be revised upon another day
I have given up
Wahey.

Laisy your poem did not
rhyme
at the
end

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It was a haiku
not the regular kind I grant you

however upon this I agree
that my rhymes are not poetic poetry

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The man in RED
let his HEART tred

tred with love for the QUEEN
in his mind , she had been!!!

thk. u all :blush:

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Ladies and gentlemen !

I request you to please praise Her Majesty only :flower2:

Elton John is not my hero or heroine I would rather him be on my other list, ‘The confused denominators’…

Yes Mad_Scientist ! She was once the Queen of Pakistan, I wonder if she would like to regain the title :frowning:

Lazy_Daisy, Why are you treating me like an enemy ? You want funguy to move this thread to poetry too ? I may be a brown skin guy, but I am a british at heart, I love the queen too :frowning:

Ahmadjee, I guess you are living in a country where people have no queen, I pity you :flower1:

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This is not true. We have many drag queens .. and clubs where they perform. Does your queen perform at anything other than the funerals?

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I do not wish to speak or hear about her majesty the queen in disrespectful manner.

I understand, Mr ahmadjee, you are not Britsh, thats why you don’t have etiquettes. :flower1: Queens do not perform, they just be themselves. Atthending Funeral is part of her official duties. Making fun of funerals may be acceptable in hollow-wood, but it is considered bad manners in Britain :nono1:

I understand why President bush is elected by the american nation again.

Anyways, this is a Britsh thread. American friends are more than welcome to learn some manners here. :flower2:

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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Bless you Mr Red

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Good lord ! Why on earth are you rolling on the floor ??

Your cloth would get dirty and you will have to get them washed and ironed.

Lazy_daisy I never thought of you as a queen.

In my world ...

You are a goddess from Silkyway
And I am just a commoner from Milkyway

Just like a child looks at moon and wonders ...
what it will be like there ?
The people there are pure, Soft and quite ... just like moonlight ..

Anyways, Her majesty the queen likes to picnic quite often. Her countryside is vast. She sits down on the grass and brings out her royal cutlery and eats fresh fruits and sandwichs.

Despite her Royal status and greatness, she has visited more countries than any other head of the state, of any country. She accepts invitaion from all the countries, no matter how poor they are. She goes there and sits with them and eat with them. How charming she is !!

She has been on more than 250 foreign trips to more than 168 counrties and terretories during her reign

Here she is rendering her services for her motherland just like a soldier. You just got to love her !

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so where is the Queen?:smokin: i wana use my rotten eggs :smiley: