Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He had to
get off on station that came up at 4 am. He asked the
guy sitting opposite him on the train to wake him up
at 4 am and gave him Rs 20 to do so. This guy was a
barber, and felt that for Rs 20 the passenger deserved
more service. So, when he fell asleep, the barber
quietly shaved off is beard!
When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up,
and he went home. Reaching home he went to wash
his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror.
His wife said, " What’s the matter?"
He replied, “The cheat on the train has taken Rs 20
from me and has woken up someone else!!!”
Indians/(pakistani)/desi ppl immigrated to the UK many years ago. They’ve changed in many ways, become more westernised, started to live like the gorreh, become modern, but some things just never change
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Sunday Lunch???
English like to sleep in Sunday mornings, so they don’t have breakfast but usually have a large lunch. The Sunday Roast they call it. Big heavy meal that makes them tired and fall asleep in the afternoon again.
Indians since coming to this country have followed suite and come up with their own eqivalent - ALLOO DEH PAROTHEY. Yes…every Sunday the mother will cook ALLOO DEH PAROTHEY. The whole house is full of a mist(the smoke from cooking) and the distinct smell of ALLOO DEH PAROTHEY is sure to wake the men up as the smoke reaches their bedrooms.
Fish & Chips???
The english are well know for their fish and chips. If there is nothing else to eat then there is always fish and chips.
Indians felt that they needed something that would be common to them like fish and chips were to the english. After much thought that common food was - ALLOO DEH PAROTHEY. Yes…not only could we eat them on Sunday but we could have them on any other day of the week too.
Cooking???
English work out how many people there are for dinner and then cook for that many people each day.
Indians work out how many people there are for dinner and then MULTIPLY by 7 to cook to feed that many people for the week. You ever wondered why they have such big freezers??
Furniture???
English have 1 sofa set in their lounge, 1 table and 1 bed in each bedroom.
Indians ???..go to an indian house and you’ll think you’ve walked into some bleedin furniture store. The typical lounge has at least 2 sofa sets, all multicoloured and covered in plastic. Any gaps are filled with stools and chairs. You’ll have at least 2 coffee tables and the walls are covered with family portraits. Go up to the bedrooms and you’ll find at least 2 double beds in each room and king size at that. I’m sure if you look in some corner you’ll find a matress or two. (All to accomodate the GUESTS they say.)
Look on top of the wardrobes and you’ll find a pile of suitcases stacked to the ceiling, just don’t look inside the wardrobe.
Have you ever seen a indian garage? Its supposed to be used to park their cars. What do indians use it for???..to store all their junk thats what. They think it will come in handy one day…maybe when their kids get married.
Family???
An english man’s immediate family is his mother, his father, his brother, his sister, his sons and daughters.
An indian man’s immediate family is his mother, his father, his brother, his sister, his sons and daughters, his taya-ji, phuffar-ji, his mammi’s bhua’s massis’s chacha’s sons, his paindoo’s from India that his never met before, and every indian is his Uncle-ji, Aunty-ji, pah-ji or phen-ji.
Tum bin jyia jaaye kaise kaise jyia jaaye tum bin…