ik dafa ik choor kahin chori kerne gaya wahan teejori per likha tha ke left side per button hai us ko dabaeen choor ne button dabaya aur alarm baj gaya choor ko police le gaee ab janab adalat main choor se judge ne kaha ke aap apni safai main kuch kehna chahte hain tu choor ne bar udas lehj main kaah ke bas judge sahab dunya bari dhoke baz ho ga hai.
ik sahab nihayat hi prhaeez gar aur mutaki the aur loog unhain haji sahab kehte the woh panchoon waqt ki namaz parha kerte the ik din woh namaz perh rahe the ke ik admi ne dosre admi se kaha ke yeh jo banda namaz perh raha hai na yeh bohot mutaqi aur perheez gar hai tu itne main haji sahab namaz toor ker bole main haji bhi hoon.
ik proffesor apne dost doctor ke pass aya. doctor dost ne us ki khoob tawazeh ki aur phir khana bhi khilaya aur akhir main shatranj bhi kheli sab kuch kerne ke bad proffesor wapas jane laga tu doctor ne rasman pooch liya ke ghar main sab khairiyat hai tu proffersor ne kaha ooo hoo yaad aya main tu is liye aya that ke meri bevi ko dil ka dora par gaya tha.
