Assalamolaikum to all ! Im new at this forum .its lookin good. but i cudnt find any thread regarding funny poetry here. so im staring it. U can post ur collections as well.
**Tera mera jorr ve ki
**Mein ik ghareeb kisaan da putter
tu raashi afsar de dhee
Tera mera jorr ve ki
Asi khokhay de cigarette phukaa
tu Marriot vich coffee pi
Tera mera jorr ve ki
Asi ik shirt nu dho dho paiyay
teray joray panjee- tee (25-30)
Tera mera jorr ve ki
Asi mer mer BA keeta
tu computer vich MSc
Tera mera jorr ve ki
Sanu university pahunchanda koi na
teray picchay saray jee
Tera mera jorr ve ki
Teray picchay sohnay munday
sadday picchay CID
Tera mera jorr ve ki
Teray naaz nakhraan koloon
sanu changi chachay di dhee
**Raat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb
uthiye jaldi se ke pegham-e-amaal laya hoon
ghar main hain filhal jitne bhi purane jootey
aap bhi jake badal lain main badal aya hoon
Aah karti hui aai ho slimming center
Aah ko chahiye ik umar asar hone tak
dieting khail nahin chand dinon ka begum
ik sadi chahiye kamray ko kamar hone tak
