Boy proposes 2 a girl.
Boy- do u love me?
Girl- shakal dekhi hai apni! isse acha to mai suicide kr lun!..
Boy- mar jayegi par aik gharib k kaam nahi aaye gi.
Larki apny bf sey
Mera Jaanu Mera ladlaa…mera guglaa Tum mujh say shadi karo gey? Bolo kichu pichu!
Bf: Tum mujhay propose karnaa chah rahee hoyaa adopt karna?
Husband news paper parhte hue: Begum is mulk k halaat kab sudharen ge?
BEGUM:…Pehle apni halat to sudhar lo subha se meri shalwar pehne baithay ho.
1 Anparh jahaz me betha tha..pilot ne jahaz ko urane k lye age se uncha kia to anparh pilot se bola..
Agar tum ne wheeling hi karni hai to mujhe yahan utaar do!
Koi ankhon se bat kar leta hai,
Koi ankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai,
Bara mushkil hota hai jawab dena,…
Jab koi english mein bat kar leta hai
1 Anparh jahaz me betha tha..pilot ne jahaz ko urane k lye age se uncha kia to anparh pilot se bola.. Agar tum ne wheeling hi karni hai to mujhe yahan utaar do!
