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For one “Pasli” wrestler ladies:
Ladke ne patli si ladki ke pas sms bheja-
Chahra tera khas nahi
haddiyo main teri mas nahi
pyar kya tujhse khak kare
teri to jine ki bhi aas nahi
Beta : Papa,ye Girlfrnd kya hoti hai ?
Papa: jab tum bade ho kar aacha ladka banoge to tumhe b 1milegi..
Beta: agar aacha nahi bana to ?
Papa : to bahot milengi..
PS: mere pass to ek bhi nahi 
Girl- Ladka kaisa he..?
Brother-Ladka achha he,Engineering kiya he,
Dikhne me FILM ka HERO Lagta he..!
Girl : kaun si FILM ka HERO ?
" PAA"
Boy:agr me Margya to kia tm dosri shadi krogi?
Girl:Nhi me apni BEHAN k sath rehlungi
Girl:aur agr me margai to?
Boy:To me b Tumhari BEHAN k sath rehlunga
Bunty: Kya Tumhe SUNNY DEOL Ka No Pata Hai?
Vicky: Nahi Pata Q Kya Hua?
Banty: Bus Vo Ghar K Bhar Handpump Hai Use Ukhadna Hai.
Magistrate: Aakhir tum baar baar isi ek ghar se kyun pakray jatay ho?
Chor: Janab main in ka family chor hun
Gabbar : arey oo samba ! Kitne admi the re?
Samba : pata nahi sarkar ! Mein to aurtein hi gin raha tha
Judge 2 thief: Tumhein chori karte waqt, zara bhi apni maa behenon ka khayal nahi aya?
Thief: Aya tha! Magar kia karon, dukan mei sirf gents suits hi thay
Thief With Knife: Apnay Paisay Nikal.. !
Man: Do U Know Who I am ? I?m The Finance Minister.
Thief: AcChHaa . . . ? ?
To Phir MERAY Paise Nikal
1 frnd:Yar me jis larki ko chahta hun,usne mujhse shadi nhi ki
2nd: Tumne usy bataya k mere papa karorpati hain
1:Bataya tha
2:Phir
1: Ab wo meri mama hai.
Boy to his friend: yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
Friend: kesi dikhti he,
Boy: beautiful
Friend: esa ker mera number de day.
Baap, bete se tum barey ho k kya bano ge
Beta! Abu me jangi jahaz ka poilet banu ga
Baap, lekin hame kaise pata chaley ga k tum kon sa jahaz urah rahey ho
Beta! Abu jab me apne gaon ke uper se guzrun ga to BOMB giraA dun ga,aap foran samj jaiye ga ke ye hamara beta hai
Son: abu bacha ziada intelegent hota hi ya baap?
Father: baap
son: abu telephone kis ne bnaya?
Father: Garaham bell ne.
Son: us k baap ne kyun nai bnaya.
SoN:Main SchoOL Nahi Jaonga
Mom:Kyun?
Son:Naukri KroON gA.
MoM:4TH ClasS Parhkar Kya Kaam Kro Gay?
Son:3rd Class Ki Ladkio?N Ko Tution Parhaong.
Dad: exam ki tayari ho gayi puttar ?
Son: ji dad, shoes ko polish kyA, Pen mein ink dala, Uniform iron kiya, school bag ready kiya
Ab sirf Padna baki hai.
:rotato:
